One Direction Seeing a Girl in a Short Dress at a Club
Liam: Oh my god, that girl is somebody's daughter. What? Uh, does she need my jacket? I'll give it to her. She needs to cover up! Excuse me? Do you need my jacket? Oh god, I'm being rude. Uhm, I'm sorry. Oh god.
Zayn: What's your twitter name, Imma DM you so hard.
Niall: Yeah buddy!
Harry: *begins to take off clothes*
Louis: Honey, that dress is tighter and straighter than a christian minister's daughter. *snaps fingers in a z formation, gets on steed, and rides into the burning pink sunset*
imagine if it went the opposite way around
Me: Hi! Can you sign my pap-
Band Member: Marry me.
Me: What?
Band Member: What?
Me:
Band Member:
Me:
Band Member: I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper.
my mum just went out to the shops and i asked her to buy me a magazine and she asked which one i wanted and i said any with a girl on the cover, meaning like teenager magazines full of posters and healthy tips and stuff
but instead the sly bitch bought me a men’s magazine
jokes on her though because i’ll enjoy this more than any other magazine she could’ve bought me
me - 1, mum - 0
band member to fans: what song should i cover
me: cover me
me: with your naked body
me: what
me: who said that
When I have a daughter, and if she has a special dedication to a certain band, artist, and if by any chance, they live miles away from us, I will legit buy plane tickets and take my kid to wherever the fuck her future husband lives. I will take her to meetings. Buy her merch. Fangirl with her. Because I know what it feels like to have your world falling apart when you can’t meet the person you’d die for. And my daughter won’t feel that way. I won’t let her feel that way. Nope.
BACK ON MY DASH.FOREVER REBLOG!
But I’m a guy. SO I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR MY BABY GIRL!Son, daughter, zebra im doing this
